Monday, April 07, 2008


This is an actual email I sent to my wife today about the "restaurant" ZenBurger

From: Wilson, Michael
Sent: Mon 4/7/2008 11:31 AM
To: stuntmom@???????.com
Subject: Ate a vegetarian breakfast today.... accident. I was walking around Lexington Ave and I saw this "burger" joint that has "breakfast" sandwiches...

Can you believe there was no line!?!? So I stepped up and ordered a "Sausage" and "Egg" sandwich on an Whole Wheat English muffin. It came back fast and I sat down and started eating. ($8 for a McMuffin and Coffee, I pondered? Well it is New York...)

So as I ate, I was like, "This thing is horrible, but I'm hungry." (Which says a lot about my personality that would continue to eat a bad breakfast as long as I thought there was some meat inside.) And it wasn't until my last bite that I saw a menu next to where I was sitting that said everything was vegetarian.

So can you guess if I ate that last bite?


  1. Magic 8 ball says....Yes

  2. yes, a guy would always finish the last bite. Hunger trumps.

  3. Yep. My sisters dragged me in to Veg City Diner back when it existed.

    I'm still recovering from my breakfast of "eggs & fakin."

    But yeah. Hungry.

    (no, not that Mike Wilson, another one. Thought I'd come see who the bloody imposter was.)